My dimwitted son decided to do his maths homework in the elevator of the Burj Khalifa.

He was wrong on so many levels.

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👤︎ u/Kiwicanary
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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Dad: why did the chicken cross the road?

Son: why? Dad: to go to the dimwit's house Son: .... Dad: Knock Knock Son: who's there? Dad: The chicken..

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👤︎ u/valroy11
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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