My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Me: What’s the name of that hunchback of Notre dame again?

Son: Quasimodo?

Me: That rings a bell.

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Even though he extremely skeptical, the hunchback’s wife finally convinced him to see a surgeon to straighten his spine. When the operation was done, he came home and told his wife:

"I stand corrected."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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My Doctor told me that I may have a curvature of my upper back but he was not so sure.

It wax just a hunch.

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A reporter asked the hunchback of Notre Dame β€œwhen did you realise you were different to everyone else?”

I guess I always had a hunch

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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Just got a dog with a hunchback

I named him pawsimodo :)

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Quasimodo's brother

Turns out Quasimodo had a brother, Semimodo, who was also a Church bell-ringer and crippled. Instead of being a hunchback, though, Semimodo had no arms. He had to do his job by running along the rafter and striking the Church bell with his head.

One day he fell, a hundred feet to the ground. The head priest was asked to identify the body, and could only say "I don't recall his name, but his face rings a bell."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCheshireCody
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Did you hear that Notre Dame is adding a new position to its football team?

Hunchback.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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Seems like my dad's sense of humour is influencing the young mind of my sister who said this just then.

Sister: How does a hunchback sleep?
Me: ... On their side?
Sister: No they close their eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guest495
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2014
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My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

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