But no pun in ten did
But no pun in ten did
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Decorating a cardboard boat tomorrow (made it today) and thinking of covering it with different puns. The name shall be Admiralable Saboateur if I go this route, but I'm not sure how to incorporate it all together to make it a theme. I also thought of Aquadisiac and "Are you my armama?" but I'm not sure if the crowd would get the armada reference either. Any boat puns are appreciated!
Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.
Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.
M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!
H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)
M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.
H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.
M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.
H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams
M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them
Only takes one nail to hang the picture.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
One bails her hay and one hails her bae.
The taste.
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song. Chick Peas can hummus one.
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The position of the dirt bag
Eventually the baby will become a speaker.
Cats have claws at the end of their paws, but commas are the pause at the end of a clause.
Edit: Added a comma
One is living on a prayer; the other is preying on a liver
It stays dark all night.
The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do
One is a display of cunning stunts.
A sea lion has an extra electron.
is two damn high!
A pun is a shift of wit....
"one will see you later whereas the other will see you in a while!"
Attire.
One's really heavy while the other one is a little lighter.
I canβt make a vitaminβ¦β¦.
When you hear a dad joke, itβs apparent.
One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.
Ask them to pronounce "unionized"
Cycling to a Greek restaurant for lunch in the winter,
I realized just now,
Baklava and balaclava are nearly the same thing with one difference.
You stuff baklava into your face, While you stuff your face into a balaclava
One you come as you are, the other you ARRR as you cum!
One is a crusty bust station and the other is a busty crustacean
When someone hands you a roll of wallpaper, you know you have a job ahead of you.
Bezos will just put a speaker in your house.
I even got a pee HD.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at ο»Ώleast one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, ο»Ώno pun in ten did.
There was a man who entered a local newspaper pun contest. He sent in ten different puns the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while.
The people of Dubai don't like Scooby, but people of Abu Dhabi dooooo
Attire
