Have you heard about that dialect coach who got bullied by his students?

He took up accents against them today

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WD40911
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I was telling my friend about my thoughts on this Chinese dialect in France...

All he said was, "I don't care about Euro Pinyin!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The81stFriend
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I met an amazing sniper with dialectical view of social transformation...

He was the greatest Marxman I ever knew

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SparkyTheDiamondDog
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Whatโ€™s the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bridgeheadprod
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Seen this in pets at home.. mehehe
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DrunkOnOrange
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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Entertainment puns

I have two favorite titles that are extremely clever puns.

โ€œShawn the Sheepโ€ โ€œDexterโ€

โ€œShawn the Sheepโ€ is a sly play on the dialect of the characters in the animation. โ€œShawnโ€ and โ€œshornโ€ have the same pronunciation in the dialect of the outskirts of Bristol, UK.

โ€œDexterโ€ is a wonderful Latin pun. โ€œDexterโ€ is the word for โ€œrightโ€ and โ€œSinisterโ€ is the implied compliment, the word for โ€œleftโ€ in Latin. Dexter is a series about a serial killer who only murders those guilty of crimes. His name in Latin implies he is the opposite of sinister, right or just.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/serendipindy
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Why did the soldier flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent

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Why can houses never be perfect? Well, they wouldnโ€™t be good if they were floor-less would they?
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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

Scotch.

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