I find them two crusty
but I'm biased.
Classic rook-y mistake.
I guess you could say it’s gonorrhea
We have X every night.
Never once did he move diagonally.
From the bargain store down on Diagon Alley, they were a Quidditch.
Now British women are finally free to move diagonally.
My wife says "the bishop was sitting only a few seats away from me at the ceremony today!"
So I asked her, "were you sitting diagonally from him?"
She says "no?"
So I tell her, "then I don't think you were in any danger."
I guess he can only move diagonally
(Courtesy of my dad while watching the Dallas Stars game)
A plane takes off from an airport in a diagonal ascent for 8km. 5km from the liftoff point a passenger flushes a turd down the toilet. Right then a farmer with a pair if binoculars watching the plane from directly underneath the aircraft sees the turd jettisoned, and exclaims. That's a high pot in use!
Did you hear about the movie where Neo discovered who he was?
It was called:
|1000|
|0100|
|0010|
|0001|
Turns out he was the determinant of the diagonal.
