A list of puns related to "Devilled Egg"
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3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit theyβre bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. βIβd like some wings and a pint of beer, please,β it says. βSorry, but I canβt serve you,β the bartender replies. βYouβre out of your head.β
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. βWe donβt serve your kind here,β the bartender says. βWhy not?β one yogurt asks. βWeβre cultured.β
A friend of mine didnβt pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. Heβs an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and thereβs a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, βWhat are you staring at? Havenβt you ever seen a horse tending bar before?β The guy says, βItβs not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.β
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, βWhatβs with the paper towel?β The pirate says, βArrr! Iβve got a Bounty on me head!β
A turtle is crossing the road when heβs mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, βI donβt know. It all happened so fast.β
Armed robbersβsome say theyβre a drain on society, but youβve got to give it to them.
Barbersβ¦you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Donβt forget the pickle. Itβs kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. Thereβs Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewisβ¦ Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
... keep reading on reddit β‘itβs a devilled egg
No wonder he likes deviled eggs
He had just gotten a promotion, and after a pep-talk from his manager, he began putting lead in the deviled eggs at the taste-testing kiosks. A lot of people got sick from it, and the company is being sued big time.
But in all fairness, his boss did tell him to lead people by egg-sample.
It became a poultrygeist and laid deviled eggs. They had to bring in a priest for an eggsorcism.
Food truck with eggs being the theme in every dish.
"The Poach Coach"
Popular dishes:
Probably angel food cake.
No deviled eggs.
Miracle whip on all his sandwiches.
Thomas's English muffins? Doubt it.
Hearts of palm on ice cream (a palm sundae).
Keep it going!
Deviled Eggs
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Deviled eggs.
He told me theyβre possessed.
They were hot as hell.
Funny how we eat the devils eggs on the day the lord has risen.
Deviled eggs
Deviled eggs
What does an evil chicken lay?
Deviled Eggs
Deviled eggs
A deviled egg
Deviled eggs
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Deviled eggs.
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Deviled Eggs.
So some friends and I were at the breakfast buffet at a hotel (road trip).
Friend #1: Hey look, deviled eggs!
Me: No those are just boiled eggs.
Other friend: Yea deviled eggs are prepared with some other stuff in it.
Friend #1: Yea yea whatever
15 minutes later, going for seconds
Friend #1: Hey, pass me a deviled egg.
All of us: It's just boiled, not deviled!
Friend #1: Relax, I'm just yolking around.
He was too proud of that one. Us, not so much..
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