So I’ve been dating this woman named Destiny for 2 years. I’ve been having a hard time coming up with more puns.

I’ve got a date with Destiny! Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands ! And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakotachip
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I just saw a commercial for a fortune cookie maker

And they say you cant create your own destiny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinkleStinkle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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My dad on my new girlfriend named Destiny

"Well, you better watch out for Destiny's Child then"...

He thinks he's hilarious, I just groan at him.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2014
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My friend's "mom joke" on Facebook

After finishing his chores, A***** asked if he could finally play Destiny on his XBOX. It was followed by yelling from his bedroom.

Me: "What's wrong?!"

Him: "The server is down!!"

Me: "I guess it just wasn't your Destiny to play the game this morning."

And then I let out a loud mom-laugh and he rolled his eyes and everything in my world was right again.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2016
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