because of all the sandwiches there.
He had a dry sense of humor.
Two palms, no dates.
rick ash-tree
I yelled out, "Oasis!"
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I told him he was in deNile.
One balloon to the other : watch out, thereβs a cactussssss
"Ma'am you son dried "
Carat Cake
I really made a mesa things though.
Camelbert!
"Can I ask you something?" I said.
"Certainly," he replied.
I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"
With camelflage!
They were dunesday preppers.
Camelflage
It wasnβt a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
Tumble weed
I usually toast my sand Witches.
Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.
Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!
I walked right into that one lol
They both have Sandy Claws.
A few weeks into their journey, they ran out of food. Unable to find plants to eat, and after an entire day of discussion, they decided that if they found meat before plants, the would eat it.
A day later, in the distance, they saw a small tree. As they got closer, they saw that there were strips of perfectly cooked bacon hanging from the bare limbs.
The first vegan grew excited. "Look! It's a bacon tree! Food!" And with that, he took off running toward it.
The other vegan hung back, looking at it suspiciously. "No, wait!" he called. "That's not a bacon tree!"
"Sure it is! It's a bacon tree!" the first vegan yelled over his shoulder. When he reached the tree, he jumped, trying to reach the bacon from the lower branches, but before he could, a pair of wild boar darted out from behind the tree and skewered him on their tusks.
The other vegan shook his head. "I tried to tell you it wasn't a bacon tree. It was just a hambush..."
Dry humor
..then I probably wouldn't bother going.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
Whilst gathering food, they find a magical golden lamp. The Englishman says βrub the lamp!β They do, and a genie appears. βI only have three wishes to offer,β he says, βso Iβll give you one wish each.
The Englishman says, βIβd like to be living in a penthouse in London with Β£1,000,000 in my bank account.β His wish is granted.
The Scotsman says βIβd love to live in a renovated Scottish castle with Β£2,000,000 in my bank account.β His wish is granted.
The genie then turns to the Irishman: βAnd what do you wish for?β The Irishman says to the genie, βItβs getting a bit lonely here, can I have the other two back?β
Because of all the sand-which is there.
Is a trope-ical plant.
Inflation
because of the sand which is there.
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
He replied, βMe car door. That way, if I get hot, I can just roll me window down.β
The barman says "long time no sea."
Dry humor.
He wanted a change of Korea
It didn't help me one bit!!!!
The individual male Warlocks, try as they might, could not master the art of bringing back their counterparts and all seemed lost.
Then, two young Warlocks found that, by working together - one recreating the body while the other recreated the soul - they could bring them back to life from the very sand they died in.
It's crazy but they could finish each other's Sand Witches.
A Caramel
Starting fires are easy since each of them will always have a match!
He said he was in the desert with his camels.
Because of all the sand which is there.
