Two of them heard a strange noise and quickly buried their heads in the sand.
The third one stopped, looked around for a while, and then said, "Where is everybody?"
The news says thay are currently Marooned.
A burnt sandwich
The humor was very dry.
It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
They are far too dry!
Because she Hathaway
He treks his way up the incline at the bottom, slowly getting steeper as he makes his way upward. He eventually reaches the base of a large rock formation, which is much steeper, and makes his way up and around, through a winding trail running along a narrow ledge.
As he reaches the top, he finds a large, relatively flat area, where another hiker is standing near the edge, admiring the landscape. He walks over and stands next to the man, also taking in the view.
The man says to him, "It sure is a gorgeous view from up here, isn't it? The hike is pretty grueling, and you might wanna turn back a few times, but once you get to the top and look out over the whole desert, completely flat and stretching out as far as the eyes can see, you remember why you decided to climb this mountain."
He turns to the man and says, "It sure is, she's a butte."
They both have sandy claws
He said nothing.
Because of all the sand which is there
Because all the sandwiches there
A sandwitch
They may be entitled to condensation
Because of their natural camelflage.
Just to clarify, 12345678
I know it is hard to believe me but I saw it with my own two eyes.
Too many Cheetahs
One sees a tree covered in bacon and rushed to it, looking to eat, but was immediately riddled with bullets. It wasn't a bacon tree. It was a ham bush.
Because of all the sandwiches there.
They resorted to cannonballism.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up.
Because my Afghan is tan
.. so I took the batteries out of the smoke detector.
I yelled out, "Oasis!"
Edit: My first ever attempt at a dad joke, and i never thought i would get anywhere this much upvotes. Thank y'all so much!
It was a Labradoodle
Probably not, hasn't come out yet. 😂
I left the milk on the counter all weekend
Between you and I something smells
Because of all the sand-which-is there
They just work on so many levels
...the third one ducks.
Because they become sand- witches.
Because there was nothing left to 'sea'
They regularly train to punch lines
Because of all the 'sand which is' there
Sandy Claws
Because of the sand which is there
