Denti Puns

Denty Moore...or I guess Less

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👤︎ u/LucasTheSchnauzer

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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What does Tooth Paste mean in Italian?

Pasta al dente!

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👤︎ u/tflightz

📅︎ May 06 2020

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Why did I put the can of Spaghetti-Os back on the shelf?

It was all-denty!

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👤︎ u/TundieRice

📅︎ May 23 2020

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Why do autobody repair shops boil their pasta for 45 minutes?

Because they don’t like it all denty.

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👤︎ u/surgicalfunnel

📅︎ Aug 23 2019

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I loaned my car to an Italian chef last week.

He returned it all denty.

Edit: my first gold! Thank you kind stranger.

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👤︎ u/spudgun81

📅︎ Oct 14 2018

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