What is it called if there's some deletion in a chromosome?
I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..
If it's a repost I'll delete
The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...
"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.
Weird... my new Bluetooth headset came with a feature that deletes all the German contacts from your phonebook...
I guess you could say I'm Hans Free
🙄
Why isn't holy water used in vaccines?
Because you can't take the lord's name in vein.
Credit to my brother.
I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory the other day.
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I went straight to the bar, bought drinks for everyone there and asked them to put it on my tab.
How to drive a redditor crazy
I deleted all of the Germans I know out of my phone's contacts
What do you get when you mix a brown chicken with a brown cow?
What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
i love telling dad jokes
sometimes he even laughs!
Y’all hear about the newest division of the FBI where they’re using insects to spy, like a fly on the wall?
My cousin posted two jokes on this sub, but the mods deleted both of them.
He is my cousin, twice [removed]
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
I just came up with the greatest cliffhanger
How do you cut the ocean in half?
At least he won't turn over in his grave.
How does Bill Gates count to ten?
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8,10.
I just just scrolling through YouTube and saw a video titled "how to stop procrastinating"
So I added it to my watch later list.
Which one of King Arthur’s knights was looking for Merlin?
Sir-ching.
(As soon as I typed the punchline I realized how bad it looks written out. Is this okay, or should I delete?)
No more Suez Canal jokes!
My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.
The girl scouts homepage didn't last long.
Because people always delete their cookies
What do you call a man who is kinda a Casanova?
How do you keep a redditor in suspense?
This morning, I mistakenly deleted my hair
Ebay is so useless
I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet..
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
I accidentally deleted my Dad's audiobook.
Now I will never hear the end of it
The new Windows update deleted Microsoft Edge
We could say it's a cutting edge techology.
I should write down why I tend to second guess every decision I’ve ever made.
One day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was a handed a letter and thought to myself..
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!
Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?
Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!
I’m awaiting reply, but it’s possible I was deleted entirely.
Felt. Might delete later.
Did you hear about the new movie constipation?
Rename share to spreddit, delete to shreddit and Karma to creddit
Hope we can make this happen! Also I don't know where else to post this
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A cousin of mine posted a couple of jokes on this sub, but the mods deleted them.
He’s my cousin, twice [removed]
Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
Why did Karen press ctrl+alt+delete?
She wanted to talk to the task manager.
I accidentally deleted my Dad's audiobook
I will never hear the end of it
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