Degrees Celsius Puns

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What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?

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👤︎ u/TatersArePrecious
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Today I found out that the coldest possible temperature is -273 degrees Celsius

All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, it’s OK.

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👤︎ u/realRianJohnson
📅︎ May 27 2020
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It's - 30 degrees Celsius outside, the door is open and someone knocks Steve outside... I guess you could say that he was knocked out cold.
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👤︎ u/TheAhegaoMaster
📅︎ Aug 19 2017
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My daughter is away at college and she has to chose a degree soon

Honestly her mom and I always did 75 at night but this is her own life and her own thermostat so I am proud of her no matter how she chooses to set it!

Edit: I used to think this world / community is very polarized. Now I realize they are not - they are really sort of gradually distributed between uncomfortably cold and uncomfortably hot....

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👤︎ u/whatknot2
📅︎ Oct 29 2021
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Legend says , he is still 0K.
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👤︎ u/Raven_007
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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Why does the sun have no need to go to college?

It already has 27 million degrees...

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👤︎ u/ParallaxMusician
📅︎ May 25 2018
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Chance of getting the job? Absolute zero.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 02 2018
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👤︎ u/shady_alley_groper
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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I have a friend that was frozen to absolute zero once...

He was 0K

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👤︎ u/dsowders
📅︎ Feb 26 2017
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Father's Day here in Australia and my grandad asked if my little brother was cold.

Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.

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👤︎ u/Bennybyrnes
📅︎ Sep 06 2015
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4 prisoners are telling each other what they were convicted for

The First man says: I committed 2nd degree murder

The Second says: I committed: 1st degree assault

The Third says: I committed 1st degree possession of drugs

The Fourth man simply says: Arson

The Second man asks him: What degree was it?

The Fourth man responds: I'm not sure, it was pretty hot though. About 525 Celsius-ish

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👤︎ u/InsectNation1
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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My degree is in fahrenheit...

...because celsius degrees are only used in Europe.

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👤︎ u/DarkFlounder
📅︎ Feb 19 2015
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Exploding Temperature

What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?

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👤︎ u/semrasemri
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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