Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Declared"
“Trump’s Not Down For the Count”
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
Because he de-neigh-ed everything.
...which was "Thirsty".
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They are "not c".
It was his un-due-ing.
I immediately interjected, "Wait: Are you saying dad is a cereal offender‽"
Guess it should have been called Temporary 21...
Ending a sentence with a proposition.
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
"These are grounds for dismissal."
It's an abomination.
It runs in your jeans
My wife just tells me which ones to wear.
He found his way to the men's department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here," said the salesgirl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the salesgirl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man.
"I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the salesgirl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines," insisted the man.
"These sweaters are top quality," the salesgirl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man.
"Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated.
As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "¡Eso sí que es!"
"Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!" yelled the salesgirl.
Because the government declared a rock down.
At the bottom
Gorilla wharf heir.
As soon as my foot falls asleep, my wife's going to declare me brain dead.
Student: “False. It was written in ink.”
Do you have any baggage to declare?
No thanks, just carrion.
Apparently transparency is very important to them.
(I'll let myself out...)
Yihad!
They have a Bark Mitzvah.
My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."
I've never been so proud.
They renamed it the decoration of independence.
Don’t miss “Bourne is the King of Israel”
Q.Who declared corona a pandemic? -WHO declared corona a pandemic.
"Just the wife"
"Man, i love you from my head tomatoes."
"So you're a Protestant."
W.H.O let the dogs out.
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