My dad just threw this one at us. ..

I was talking about a war movie where they had a debriefing and my dad yells from the other room: "THATS WHAT I DO BEFORE GETTING IN THE SHOWER! "

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After being on an episode of Say Yes To The Dress...

We left without buying anything. Later at dinner: Friend to Bride: "Do you want to go over any dress in particular so they don't all mush together? Kind of a like a debrief?" Me: "Yeah, you don't want to get post-traumatic dress disorder!"

Groans.

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Watching the Homeland on tv with my mom and her boyfriend

Mom's boyfriend: "Do you mind if we watch this?"

Mom: "What is it?"

BF: "Season two of Homeland recap, Homeland: Debrief."

Mom: "Sure."

BF: "Sounds like what I do before each shower... debrief."

Sighs from around the room with a faint chuckle

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