David Ferrier Puns

This is my list of the Strongest Foundation Personnel. I am only including personnel on the personnel list.

No prep, but assuming they are ready for a fight, so doctors have their projects and O5s have their resources.

Honorable Mentions: Researcher Samuel M. Lloyd (unclear true strength) Researcher James (unclear true strength)

Now the list!

1. [Tied] “Void Dancer” Researcher Adano Smalls
2. [Tied] Researcher Rose Labelle
3. The Administrator
4. “The Founder” O5-1
5. [Tied] “The Gardener” O5-2
6. [Tied] “Jesus Christ” Dr. Sophia Light
7. “Butterflies” Dr. Zyn Kiryu
8. “Tamlin” O5-13
9. “The Archivist” O5-10
10. “The Kid” O5-3
11. “The Ambassador” O5-4
12. “Green” O5-7
13. “Blackbird” O5-5
14. “The Ordinary” O5-9
15. “Cowboy” O5-6
16. “Adam el-Asem” Dr. Alto Clef
17. “Man with Emotion” Dr. Charles Gears
18. “The Immortal Monkey” Dr. Jack Bright
19. Dr. Thaddeus Xyank
20. “The Liar” O5-11
21. “The Accountant” O5-12
22. Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate
23. Researcher James Martin Talloran
24. 8-Ball” 8B-A1.aic
25. Alexandra.aic
26. “The Newbie” O5-8
27. Dr. Lillian S. Lillihammer
28. Agent Troy Lament
29. Dr. Tilda D. Moose
30. Dr. Benjamin Kondraki
31. Director Maria Jones
32. Director Jean Karlyle Aktus
33. Dr. Kain Pathos Crow
34. Dr. Johannes Sorts
35. Dr. Daniel Asheworth
36. Dr. Katherine Sinclair
37. “The Legend” D-11424
38. “Bug in the System” Agent V. A. LaFerrier
39. Dr. Darryl Loyd
40. Dr. R. Gerald (with a vehicle)
41. Sheldon Katz
42. “Wren” Elizabeth Cooper-Hughes
43. Agent Jack “PoorYoric” Dawkins
44. Director Calvin Bold
45. “Mad Doctor” Dr. Everett Mann
46. Dr. Tristan Bailey
47. Agent Dmitri Arkadeyevich “Waxx” Strelnikov
48. Director Shirley Gillepsie
49. Director Ruslav Diaghilev
50. General Bowe
51. Dr. Agatha Rights
52. Dr. Charles Anborough
53. Marion Wheeler
54. Director Kate McTiriss
55. Dr. S. Vang
56. Dr. Trevor Bailey
57. Agent Navarro
58. Agent Green
59. Agent Max Lombardi
60. Agent Dietrich Munroe Lurk
61. Dr. Thomas Bailey
62. Director Simon Pietrykau
63. Dr. Ralph Roget
64. Glacon.aic
65. Dr. “Iceberg”
66. Dr. Dan
67. Dr. Hoygull
68. “Apple King” Dr. Everett King
69. Dr. Jaime Marlowe
70. Dr. Riven Mercer
71. Agent Travis Kazmarek
72. Dr. Joseph “Joe” Fynegan
73. Dr. Connor MacWarren
74. Dr. Mark Kiryu
75. Dr. Simon Glass
76. Dr. Frederick Heiden
77. Dr. Chelsea “Photosynthetic” Elliot
78. Agent Sasha Merlo
79. Dr. Judith Low
80. Researcher Jacob Conwell
81. Dr. Ad

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

This is sort of a "Part 2" from my last post, of Full-time and potential full-time teams. Part-time teams potentially running full-time are listed there. List last updated 11/6/2021

Potential Part-time teams in 2022 (only teams that ran more than 1 race in 2021, excluding East/West combo-only teams)

#02 Young’s Motorsports | TBA

Team had Toni Breidinger for most races run in 2020 until she and the team parted ways, Connor Mosack drove for the rest of the remaining schedule for the team, likely to stay part-time.

#1 Hattori Racing Enterprises | TBA

Austin Hill not returning to the team in 2022, not sure if this team will return. Ran road course races in 2021.

#3 Mullins Racing | Willie Mullins / TBA

Driver/Owner, ran 4 races in 2021, 2 under their own number and 2 races using Fast Track Racing’s numbers as a partnership. (Ran Elko as #10 and Salem as #01)

#7 CCM Racing | Eric Caudell

Will be returning for a part-time schedule once again in 2022, starting at Daytona

#16 Roy Kovski Racing | Kelly Kovski

attempted both dirt races in 2021 and could do that again in 2022.

#17 David Gilliland Racing | Taylor Gray

Taylor Gray likely to return in 2022 to run a majority schedule, team ran part-time in 2021.

#23 Bret Holmes Racing | Bret Holmes

Likely to return on a part-time schedule in 2022, running mainly speedways

#24 Hendren Motorsports | Ryan Unzicker

attempted both dirt races in 2021 and could do that again in 2022.

#29 Derrick Lancaster Racing | Derrick Lancaster

Driver/Owner team, Ran both plate races in 2021, though Lancaster sustained injuries in a wreck at Talladega, team status is currently unknown.

#30 Rette Jones Racing | TBA

Had multiple drivers in 2021, Won DuQuoin in 2021 in a entry using Rev Racing’s points with Landen Lewis. likely to run a majority schedule.

#36 Huff Racing | Ryan Huff

Driver/Owner, unknown plans for 2022. Ran 2 races in 2021.

#40/#50 Niece Motorsports | TBA

Team ran a limited schedule in 2021, initially running #50 but changed to #40 for Kansas 2 with Dean Thompson driving. (10/31/2021) Thompson will drive for Niece Motorsports in NASCAR Truck Series Full-time. (11/02/2021)

#44 Ferrier-McClure Racing | John Ferrier / Stephanie Moyer

Team ran 3 races in 2021, with Bristol as a partnership under Fast Track Racing for Stephanie Moyer, rumor is this team could effectively merge with Fast Track Racing and be a 5th part-time car.

#55 Venturini Motorsports | TBA (Parker Chase? Toni Breidinge

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob