Dav Puns

A list of puns related to "Dav"

Dav is pissed
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👤︎ u/Un_FaZed211
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Dav
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👤︎ u/Tenth_Doctor_
📅︎ May 09 2019
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A student visits the principal’s office one day and the principal says to him, “What’s your name, son?” He replies, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The principal looks up and asks him, “Oh, do you have a stutter?”

The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”

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👤︎ u/puggoamber
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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My friend David had his ID stolen.

Now he's just Dav.

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
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My friend David lost his ID today

Now I call him Dav.

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👤︎ u/Crown92royal
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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Someone stole my friend David's ID

So now he's just Dav

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👤︎ u/Bennyhana_911
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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My friend David lost his ID...

Now he is no longer instinctual, with only his super-ego left. Is this a psycho-babble joke? Yes, I'm a-Freud so.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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My dad lost his driving licence the other day and he was in a complaining and grumpy mood

He said "well I'm now a Dav" when i asked him what he meant he replied "I don't have an id anymore"

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👤︎ u/DavidPH
📅︎ Mar 05 2016
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"What’s your name, son?"

The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."

"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.

The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."

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👤︎ u/aye_its_soya
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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My friend David lost his ID,

Now we call him Dav.

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👤︎ u/TechX5
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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My mate David had his ID stolen...

... I now call him Dav.

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👤︎ u/gbuckingham89
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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My friend David lost his ID during a trip.

Now we all call him Dav.

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👤︎ u/ChekovsCurlyHair
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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My buddy David has his ID stolen

Now he’s just Dav

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👤︎ u/MissouriFred
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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My buddy David had his ID stolen.

I now call him Dav.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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My friend David lost his ID.

Now he’s just Dav.

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👤︎ u/ObiWanToasty
📅︎ Aug 13 2020
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My friend David had his ID stolen.

Now we just call him Dav.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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My friend David lost his ID...

Now he’s just Dav

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ May 05 2020
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My friend David had his ID stolen

Now he's just Dave

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👤︎ u/stevenplaysmcpeyt
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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"Hi my name is David and i lost my ID...

... I guess you can call me Dav now."

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👤︎ u/yalam_boi
📅︎ May 12 2019
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My friend David lost his id.

We now call him Dav.

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👤︎ u/johnreese421
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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My uncle David just lost his wallet and phone and ID.

He’s just Dav now

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👤︎ u/qmechan
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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My mate David has his ID stolen

Now we call him Dav

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👤︎ u/pig-gy
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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My friend David lost his ID...

Now I call him Dav.

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👤︎ u/VerboseLeader
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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My friend David had is ID stolen

Now he’s just Dav

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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My friend David lost his ID...

Now he's just Dav

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👤︎ u/jennifer_stinger
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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David lost his ID...

He’s Dav now.

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👤︎ u/SillyKnights
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Your uncle David just lost his ID

Now you can call him uncle Dav.

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👤︎ u/Nevarc_Xela
📅︎ May 11 2019
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My friend David just lost his ID.

Now he's just Dav.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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Did you head that David got his ID stolen ?

We have to call him Dav now .

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👤︎ u/Messicanhero
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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So my friend David lost his ID

...now we just call him Dave

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👤︎ u/yetti2015
📅︎ Apr 17 2016
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My friend David lost his ID.

We call him Dav now.

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👤︎ u/EricICX
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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My friend David lost his ID

Now he's just Dav.

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👤︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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My name is David, and I just lost my ID somewhere.

So now I'm just Dav.

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👤︎ u/Pluckish
📅︎ May 09 2019
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My friend David lost his ID

Now we just call him Dav

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👤︎ u/Jester1525
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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Did you hear about my friend David who lost his ID?

We had to call him Dav

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👤︎ u/AMcBroom81
📅︎ May 21 2019
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I hear David lost his ID

Now we have to call him Dav

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👤︎ u/TheRaizinBran
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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My friend David had his ID stolen.

Now he's just Dav.

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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My friend David lost his ID

So now I just call him Dav

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👤︎ u/MoistSeaman
📅︎ Oct 03 2017
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Did you hear? David lost his ID

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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👤︎ u/Vanadium_Hydroxide
📅︎ Mar 03 2017
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David: I lost my id card

David: I lost my id card

Dad: So i guess i would have to call you Dav from now on

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👤︎ u/Praveen_99
📅︎ Jul 08 2017
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My friend David had his ID stolen the other day

Now we just call him dav

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👤︎ u/HekticLobster
📅︎ Mar 28 2015
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