Dav is pissed
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Dav
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A student visits the principalβs office one day and the principal says to him, βWhatβs your name, son?β He replies, βD-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.β The principal looks up and asks him, βOh, do you have a stutter?β
The student replies, βNo sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.β
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︎ Jun 15 2019
My buddy David lost his ID
Now we just call him Dave.
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︎ Oct 16 2022
My friend Davidβs ID was stolen last night
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︎ Nov 22 2022
I have a friend named David and he lost his ID.
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︎ Jun 27 2022
My friend David lost his ID...
Now he is no longer instinctual, with only his super-ego left. Is this a psycho-babble joke? Yes, I'm a-Freud so.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
Those messaging memes tho
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︎ Feb 04 2019
My mate David had his ID stolen
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︎ Oct 31 2022
My poor friend David lost his ID.
Now we have to call him Dav.
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︎ Jan 14 2022
My friend David lost his ID. . .
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︎ Jul 15 2022
My friend David lost his ID.
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︎ Jul 20 2022
"Hi my name is David and i lost my ID...
... I guess you can call me Dav now."
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︎ May 12 2019
My friend David lost his ID
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︎ Feb 03 2022
My friend David had his ID stolen
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︎ Jan 29 2022
My friend David had his ID stolen
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︎ Nov 17 2019
My friend David lost his ID.
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︎ Feb 16 2022
My friend David lost his ID.
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︎ Oct 30 2018
"Whatβs your name, son?"
The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir."
"Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked.
The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
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︎ Mar 20 2021
So my friend David lost his ID
...now we just call him Dave
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︎ Apr 17 2016
My mate David had his ID stolen...
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︎ Jan 07 2020
My friend David had his ID stolen.
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︎ Aug 24 2021
My friend David had his ID stolen.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
So David lost his ID the other day...
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︎ Sep 01 2021
My friend David lost his ID today
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︎ Jan 21 2021
My friend David lost his ID.
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︎ Sep 14 2021
My friend David lost his ID,
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I just lost my ID
Just call me Dav from now on
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︎ Aug 01 2021
My buddy David had his ID stolen.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
My friend David lost his ID
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︎ Jun 26 2021
My friend David lost his ID during a trip.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
My buddy David has his ID stolen
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Your uncle David just lost his ID
Now you can call him uncle Dav.
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︎ May 11 2019
My friend David lost his ID.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Now we just call him Dav.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?
Now we just have to call him Dav.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
My friend David lost his id.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
My friend David lost his ID...
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︎ May 05 2020
My friend David lost his ID...
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︎ Oct 15 2019
My friend David lost his ID...
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︎ Sep 21 2019
My friend David just lost his ID.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
My uncle David just lost his wallet and phone and ID.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
My friend David had is ID stolen
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︎ Nov 19 2019
My mate David has his ID stolen
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︎ Jan 09 2020
My friend David lost his ID
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︎ Jun 27 2018
My friend David lost his ID
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︎ Mar 08 2019
Did you head that David got his ID stolen ?
We have to call him Dav now .
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︎ Aug 25 2019
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