My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data.

I guess the N's justify the means.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2022
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How do they measure data in hell?

Cenobytes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ky-oh-tee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
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If you think your microwave collecting data and the TV spying on you is bad enough...

The vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopdihoop
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2022
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Why are mummies so good at protecting their data?

Because everything they have is encrypted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drmeep04
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2022
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What does a data bit do for a living?

Bus driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatMuslimGamer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2022
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r/Data is Beautiful is full of puns today reddit.com/r/dataisbeauti…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snushine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2022
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There are two kinds of people in this world.

Those who can extrapolate data from a given set of information.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2022
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What does a baby computer call its Father?

Data

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2022
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They have this network in Mexico you can connect with to save cellular data

Its called Por-que-Fi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_DonOfJustice
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2022
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I was going over data set concepts with my 9 year old

Like median, mode, range, etc. when he came up with the following

"Dad, why does the rest of the data set not want to be friends with average?"

"Because average is mean"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinit9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2022
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How do zoos secure their data?

They're HIPPO-compliant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2022
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There's a big difference between a bee from the UK and a bee from the US.

A UK bee carries pollen, a US bee carries data

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yomommafool
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2022
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So my girlfriends work has a 'joke day' tomorrow.

She works at JP Morgan doing data entry. They're all putting jokes in a box, and the best one wins a prize. What do y'all got?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigAction47
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2022
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What do you call a document that leaks your personal data?

A .docx!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farfocele
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2022
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Where do all dad jokes come from?

The Dad-a-bank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MostDownVotesPlz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2022
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I'm trying to get some data on the weight of the average two bowel movements in Boston.

Or more specifically, the mass of two shits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeTank
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2022
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Where are all dad jokes stored?

In a dad-a-base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catman678
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2022
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My daughter just asked me to call her iPad….

My 7 year old daughter was getting ready for bed and was looking for her iPad. β€œDad, can you call my iPad?” She asked me. I was ready for this moment. Without hesitation I replied β€œwhat do you want me to call it?” She looked at me blankly. β€œNo…call my iPad” she protested. I cupped my hand to my mouth and bellowed β€œEmily’s iPad” over and over. She finally caught on and we shared a laugh. I called her iPad on my phone, it rang in the other room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mofomania
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2022
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Why did the art thief's getaway vehicle run out of petrol?

He had no Monet to buy Degas, to make the Van Gogh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2022
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You do know that modern appliances are really spying on us, and sending back data on our habits. In fact..

Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What was Tasha Yars' favorite job?

Data Entry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SydneyCartonLived
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2022
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people get this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/codezee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2022
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What do you call Reddit when it has lost some data?

Shreddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossqbit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2021
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Where do Data Scientists go camping? /r/datascience/comments/q…
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2021
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I heard companies have been hiring a lot of art graduates as data storage managers

Makes sense. They can never have too many professional drawers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kablaaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2021
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There are 3 things I can't do
  1. Count
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dynamo0602
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2022
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What is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir/ Madam,

It has come to our attention that this IP address has been used for illegally downloading content.

Therefore, your account will be blocked, pending further investigation.

Sincerely, The Internet Provider.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2021
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Why does Compton have the best cell data?

Because they have the most G’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morsodo99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data

2:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emination_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I have found irrefutable evidence that the earth is flat

It's covered with 70% uncarbonated water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiaodaireddit
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2022
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Data Mining

My friend is studying IT. He failed the data mining course because he wasn't wearing a helmet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZipKey9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2021
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Whats the name of the magician stationed in the starship Enterprise?

Captain Picard

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2021
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What country's bees can store the most data?

U.S.Bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flazdude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why did the statistician hesitate to apply the square root transformation to the data on annual hate crimes?

She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBobShelton_74
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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If you think your microwave collecting data and the TV spying on you is bad enough,

the vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan_godzez
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2022
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there are two kinds of people

1: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syteron6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2022
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If you think that your microwave collecting data and the TV spying on you is bad enough...

the vaccum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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What did the baby computer call its father?

Data

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evachka420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2022
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what does a baby computer call their father?

Data

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meganut42069
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2022
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What did the baby computer say to the big computer?

Data.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/too_dumb_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2022
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What does a baby computer call its father?

Data

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristianreese
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2022
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There are two types of people in the world:

Those who can extrapolate solutions from incomplete data.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoryEagles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2022
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There are two types of people:

People who can extrapolate from incomplete data and

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOmniverse_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2022
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