Dark Green Puns

A list of puns related to "Dark Green"

This has probably been said a thousand times, but my girlfriend somehow didn't find it hysterical.

While making dinner tonight for the family, my girlfriend wanted to add more of that dark, leafy, and easily pun-able green called Kale.

Girlfriend: Can I add more kale?

Me: Won't that be over-kale?

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👤︎ u/ShadowofShasta
📅︎ Apr 06 2016
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I used to work at Subway...

Customer: "Can I have lettuce, 3 tomatoes, and light green peppers" Me: "Sorry, we only have dark green peppers, are those okay?"

Nobody ever picked up on it...

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👤︎ u/whitet3
📅︎ Jun 25 2015
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