Daleks Puns

A list of puns related to "Daleks"

What happens to Daleks when they drink too much coffee?

WE URINATE

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👤︎ u/Y2KoNo
📅︎ Oct 29 2021
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Why do Daleks make good gardeners?

Because they like to GERMINATE. GERMINATE.

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👤︎ u/chaosmonkey
📅︎ May 19 2015
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Daleks never guess

They EX-TRAPOLATE

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👤︎ u/Triscopic
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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I bumped into a lost Dalek today and asked him where he was trying to get to

EXETER, MATE

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👤︎ u/vbloke
📅︎ Nov 23 2022
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what does a dalek dermatologist advise?

EXFOLIATE!

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👤︎ u/subhi2
📅︎ May 09 2022
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I gave my late uncles widow a watch for her birthday.

Now shes just my uncles widow.

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME
📅︎ Sep 14 2022
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What do you call a Monk with a Podcast?

An Air Friar

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👤︎ u/ColdFire-Blitz
📅︎ Jun 11 2022
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