What do you call a radish burglar?
A Dai-con man.
My dad was glad when I told him all the people who would be on his roasting panel...
It really made his dais!
My Korean car broke down just now
It's left me Hy-un-dai
Apparently Mozart liked thrones on piles of nuts
They called him "almond dais" Mozart.
After three years this is still the one joke I'm the most proud of. I got my friend with this one on our road trip to our vacation in Italy.
So this was in the summer of 2011 and at the time this song was a big hit: Medina - You and I. The important part here is the chorus, starting at 0:44.
So in the middle of the song I ask my friend "Do you know what kind of car this singer drives?"
"No idea", she said. To which I replied "A hyu-n-dai."
She almost threw me out of the car.
What did the professor say when he tripped on the podium?
Whoops, a dais!
