Don't buy these, dai fuk u!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jummice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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What do you call a radish burglar?

A Dai-con man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hms_prunce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My dad was glad when I told him all the people who would be on his roasting panel...

It really made his dais!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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My Korean car broke down just now

It's left me Hy-un-dai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Apparently Mozart liked thrones on piles of nuts

They called him "almond dais" Mozart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mildmannered
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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After three years this is still the one joke I'm the most proud of. I got my friend with this one on our road trip to our vacation in Italy.

So this was in the summer of 2011 and at the time this song was a big hit: Medina - You and I. The important part here is the chorus, starting at 0:44.

So in the middle of the song I ask my friend "Do you know what kind of car this singer drives?"
"No idea", she said. To which I replied "A hyu-n-dai."

She almost threw me out of the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anntike
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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What did the professor say when he tripped on the podium?

Whoops, a dais!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_Irradiance
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2015
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