If you’ve ever used Amazon Prime to browse for anime, I’m sure you’re familiar with how utterly miserable that experience is. In fact, I would go as far as to say that you simply cannot browse for anime on the service, at least not in a remotely efficient or tolerable manner; you watch one of the 20 or so titles that are easy to find, or you suffer, wading through an endless sea of unrelated titles or “Customers who watched this item also watched” tabs for just a chance to find a scruple of the total available anime library.
Fortunately, I was blessed with time and a debaucherous desire to suffer through the tedious and the mundane. What I found was a modest 214 titles, most of which I have never seen on Amazon before my search. There is no guarantee that I have found every single anime, and if I missed one, please feel free to let me know, but I hope I have performed a thorough anime colonoscopy into the rectum that is Amazon Prime Video. Here are the results.
(Note: these titles were found on Amazon in the US. There is no guarantee that this list will match up in other territories. Apologies for any inconveniences.)
English title // Japanese title (year) [language]
8 Man After // Eightman After (1993) [Dub]
A Wind Named Amnesia // Kaze no Na wa Amnesia (1990) [Dub]
Actually, I Am... // Jitsu wa Watashi wa (2015) [Sub]
After the Rain // Koi wa Ameagari no You ni (2018) [Sub]
Alakazam the Great // Saiyuuki (1960) [Dub]
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Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
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I would have a daughter
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
You officially hit rock bottom
And then you will all be sorry.
Now it’s syncing.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
“thank you for your cervix.”
...sails are going through the roof.
Made me smile
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
A taxi
But now I stand corrected.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Wookie mistake.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
I said, “That makes two of us.”
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
An assassin
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
