A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
Happy No L!
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
Did you hear about the vegan who had O.C.D?
They always wanted everything to be just soy.
A dadjoke w/o the d
The S/O let me know we’d made 4 cents in our mutual account...
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
If at the end of a Scrabble game you are stuck with the letters D and O..
..I suggest you make do.
A method actor who takes a role of a drug addict is a Meth O.D. actor
Today during a spelling test, asked a small human, “How do you spell crocodile?” They said “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”. I told them that was incorrect.
They responded, “Maybe I did, but you asked how I spell it.”
Son: "Hey dad, can you spell check my essay?"
Dad: "c-h-e-c-k m-y e-s-s-a-y"
Dadjoked my girlfriend.
She's dog sitting for her sister, and sent me a picture of the dog chasing a Frisbee she threw with the caption "dog sitting :)."
I responded with "no that's a dog running." She was amused.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
