In medieval times it was customary to offer your mother's sister peas to eat

This is why they were called peas-aunts

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📅︎ May 27 2022
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How are two gassy pharaohs related?

They have a Tutankhamun.

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👤︎ u/Dusk118
📅︎ Sep 04 2021
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Literal dad is literal.

A text conversation taking place within the last 15 minutes

Me: what are you up to?

Dad: About 5'10"

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📅︎ Sep 05 2015
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Wife tried to get me

Wife says she heard a great joke on the elevator.

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, it worked on so many levels", followed by her laughing that she finally got me.

I gave her the customary groan that she wanted, and replied "Good one, you're going to make such a good dad some day!".

I got the last groan.

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👤︎ u/Richboy455
📅︎ Jan 20 2016
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Got dad joked by my coworker

I'm sitting in our break room when I look left and see a coworker eating boiled eggs and asked him "why always with the eggs." To witch he replies "lots of protein." I'm allergic to sulfa and eggs have sulfa in them. So I told him so, and another coworker of ours looks at me and said "so you eggnore them them." Customary groans from the rest of the table.

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👤︎ u/allover77
📅︎ Sep 14 2014
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Taking my newborn son in to get circumcised today.

Is it customary to leave a tip?

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👤︎ u/mrlongmire
📅︎ Dec 01 2015
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