Cume Puns

Did not see that cuming

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Devanshi1618

📅︎ Jul 04 2019

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How do you confuse an idiot?

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Detroiter_1017

📅︎ May 23 2020

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I just found an old pack of gum in my car.

It’s in mint condition.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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What does a receptionist at a sperm bank say as the client is leaving?

Thanks for cuming and cum again.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Jul 15 2020

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A bit of advice for whoever wrote the open letter to /r/dadjokes yesterday...

Advi

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/snowmansni

📅︎ Jan 28 2018

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