Dracula is a neck romancer.
Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?
Because he was a neck-romancer.
A good romance starts with a good friendship
And a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”
Why do vampires bite people's necks to turn them undead?
Because they're neck romancers.
Interplanetary romance
If she doesn't like Star Wars puns, you're looking for love in Alderaan places
Why did the priest give massages to all the corpses he prayed over?
Because he was also a neck-romancer.
Why did the wizard have a pie with a hole in it?
Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
Are vampires considered undead?
If so, aren't higher ranked vampires technically Neck Romancers?
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
Fruit romance
Honey dew you love me?
I love you berry much
I think we are a good pear.
Ohh berry sweet! Grape puns!
My son said he wanted to become a pyromancer.
I told him it's much easier to woo a cake.
They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel
It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.
i have a hicky from my date with a wizard last night
Life Hack: If you play My Chemical Romance loud enough in your yard...
your grass will cut itself.
My brother got fired from the mortuary for kissing the dead on the throat.
Turns out he was a neck romancer.
What do you call a romantic giraffe?
Since vampires can control zombies
You can call them neck-romancers.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
What is Jean-Luc Picard's idea of romance?
He points at you, and says "Engage".
Why was the wizard's girlfriend always covered in hickeys?
because he's a neck romancer.
When My Chemical Romance broke up, did they change their name to My Elemental Romamce?
I decided to dress up for Halloween this year.
I didn't know what I'd dress up as so I asked your mother
She said I should try to be a "Neck Romancer"
When dad starts a conversation about romance.
Dad: You know son a good romance would be when you guys would have this kind of powerful attraction with each other.
Me: Then how do you know if it's a bad?
Dad: Bad romance starts with RAH RAH RAH AH AH RO MAH ROMAH MAH
Me:
Dad:
Lady Gaga:
What's another name for Vampires?
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
I had a crush on my science lab partner, then she left the school
I lost My Chemical Romance
You know why vampires can raise ghouls ?
Because they are neck romancers !
The pun heard 'round the world.
Conflict of Interest: Romance vs. A Perfectly Executed Dad Joke
So I'm texting a guy I like. There was a miscommunication in text and he thought I called him shampoo. We were teasing each other about it for a minute when he said, "I am insulted."
To which I replied, "No. You are shampoo."
Think he'll still date me?
What's a magician skilled in the art of hickeys called?
Why do vampires love to bite necks?
Because they are neck-romancers.
Alternatively:
They are in to neck-rophilia.
A mage who uses love magic is called a
She's penny wise
Lou Costello: There’s only one problem with our romance; She’s penny wise.
Bud Abbott: Marilyn’s penny wise?
Lou Costello: Yeah, I ain’t got a penny and she’s wise to it!
Good romance starts with good friendship
A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"
A good romance starts with a good friendship. A bad romance on the other hand starts with...
Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.
If a good romance starts with a good friendship, what does a bad romance start with?
Good romance starts with a good friendship. Bad romance on the other hand starts with
“Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah Ro Ma Ro Ma Ma Ga Ga Ohh La La” (Lady Gaga)
A good romance starts with a good friendship.
A bad romance starts with rah rah ah ah ah ro mah ro mah ro mah mah ga ga oh la la.
Got the joke from r/memes
Why was the wizard's girlfriend always covered in Hickey's ?
Because he's a neck romancer.
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