What does cthulhu eat for breakfast?
Yog-urt and elder berries.
Do you know what Cthulhu loves on his steak?
H. P. Sauce!
I heard an amateur cultist try to summon Cthulhu...
...but I don't think he R'lyeh knew what he was fhtagn about.
Did you know Cthulhu is now making cheese?
They're called "Lovecraft Singles".
