What does cthulhu eat for breakfast?

Yog-urt and elder berries.

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👤︎ u/mbowk23
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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Do you know what Cthulhu loves on his steak?

H. P. Sauce!

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📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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Call of Cthulhu
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📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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I heard an amateur cultist try to summon Cthulhu...

...but I don't think he R'lyeh knew what he was fhtagn about.

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📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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Did you know Cthulhu is now making cheese?

They're called "Lovecraft Singles".

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📅︎ Feb 09 2014
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Dad joke in a video game.
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👤︎ u/BReeves
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