I went into a crypt but couldn't recognize the bodies

I guess they were encrypted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earned_potential
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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My mum suggested we had lunch in a cafe located in an old crypt...

My dad replied 'I don't think so, I wouldn't been seen dead there'.

This was followed by rolled eyes from my mum and I whilst my dad looked very pleased with himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebb187
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2014
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The reason Superman can't defeat Dracula...

is because he can't go near the crypt tonight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mex5150
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What gangs would a vampire join?

the bloods or the crypts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeraldninja_yt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Unfortunately, Superman won’t be able to fight Dracula this evening...

He won’t go near the crypt tonight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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What is the most powerful gang in a cemetery?

The crypts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JHNHYWRD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My dad was a policeman of few words. When he guarded an ancient Egyptian Christian burial chamber he was...

A cryptic cop in a Coptic crypt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zu-den-sternen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What do modern day undead use for money?

Crypt-o-currency; Vampires specifically like bit-coin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jofax88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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