Little know fact - Jesus was fully prepared to be crucified.
He was cross-training.
How did Jesus feel about being crucified?
Cross.
How does one feel while being crucified?
Probably pretty cross.
I can understand why Jesus was crucified.
But the Crown of Thornsβ- thatβs a head scratcher.
Scientists have located the wood that they believe Christ was crucified on.
Carbon dating puts it at 2000+ years old. However, other items located nearby were much newer. Scientists believe itβs just cross contamination.
Why did the Roman Soldiers have to crucify Jesus 6ft away from the 2 thieves?
...to prevent cross-contamination.
Happy Easter.
My wife played Jesus in the Easter play at church.
Some of the more traditional members were uncomfortable with her cross-dressing.
I had to crucify a pencil yesterday.
Just to get my point a cross
I joined a Christian dating site...
But I got Holy Ghosted.
