What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out a tree it'll kill you?
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said no I didn’t know he could.
Roses are red the queen wears a crown
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
I hated my job as a bowling alley union rep
They were always having strikes
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling 🎳 '
Thank you for the awards
What happened when the baker threw all of his ingredients into the mixing bowl?
Dentist: "You need a crown."
Me: "Finally, someone who understands me."
I got tickets for the next Super Bowl plus hotel and airfare, but it turns out my wedding is on the same day!
If you'd like to go instead, it's at St. Peter's Church on Main Street at 6:00 pm. Her name is Melanie and she'll be wearing all white.
Y’all hear about that country barber who accepts venison as payment, but only does bowl cuts?
Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.
I told my girlfriend I just got a job in a bowling alley.
She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
What's green and invisible?
I ordered some ripe, juicy, golden yellow mangoes from a grocery store. But all the mangoes they sent me were green.
What’s green and not very heavy?
Every time we go to the putting green, my friend has to bring along a bag of Pringles to munch on...
He always wants to practice his chipping.
What is green and slide through the snow?
What is green and has wheels?
Grass I lied about the wheels.
I launched the bowling ball down the lane and got a strike.
I've since been banned from the swimming club.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall!
Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
Why do managers never go bowling with their employees?
Because they are afraid of them striking
Wife: “Have you seen the cat bowl?"
No, I didn't know he could!
(Thanks and credit to Kia)
I was peacefully eating my Chinese soup, until a guy came out of nowhere and flipped the bowl, spilling my soup everywhere and ruining my meal.
This was an act of wonton destruction.
Corona didn’t need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer.
What did the green light say to the red light?
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
SPARE ME THE BOWLING PUNS
I was going to tell my friend a terrible bowling joke
my grandfather said this today on the dinner table and i was the only one that found it hilarious for no reason at all
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
wheezes
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
My cat fell off the kitchen counter trying to push the food bowl...
I guess there is a mis-cat-culation
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
because It didn't habenero . .
What’s large, green, and can’t fly?
The Tells bowling adventures
Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.
What's green and flew over Germany?
Snot-zis
(One of my father's favorite's growing up)
"Have you seen the dog bowl?"
Doggo bowl
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I replied "I didn't know he could.".
The wife asked me tonight if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said ‘to be honest I didn’t even know he played cricket’.
Last night my wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl...
I said, "I didn't know he could!"
My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl..
I said “I didn’t know he could.”
Wife asked if I'd seen the dog bowl...
“Didn't even know he played cricket" I replied
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