Biased Puns

You could SAY we’re all biased

After all, it’s better having 2 asses than a single one with a crack down the middle.

Edit: realized the typo and then realized you can’t edit the title

It has far more rights than it does lefts

It was exactly what I expected.

That they're politicool...

Im biased but i think its genius

Now I see it everywhere.

I was right all along

Biased

Now I see it everywhere.

I said “Well, we can’t get this one!”

“Why not?” He asked.

“Look at it” I replied. “It’s leaning to one side.”

A mathemachicken

It really makes my day.

but I'm biased.

pho bias phobias.

They're very biased.

^(I once had a friend named Tobias. I told him "I don't have a foot fetish but I do have a Toe bias")

Biased.

They're biased.

We had elections earlier in our university and one of the panels comes up to us and gives us a whole speech about why we should vote for them. They even bring in a manifesto and everything expressing every single benefits we could get from voting them. They later tell us how they're not gender biased and have a female in their panel where-as the opposition doesn't. I stand up all serious and shit and tell them how their panel falls under gender discrimination. They ask me why.

This piece of paper says manifesto.

The results were exactly what I expected.

The results were exactly what I expected.

Now I see it everywhere.

Now I see it everywhere I look.

Now I see it everywhere.

The results were exactly what I expected.

I had a friend once named Tobias. I told him, I don’t have a foot fetish but I do have a Toe Bias.