All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
I call them laugh lines
My mam saw a channel on the telly called the Deja Vu channel so she asked my dad what it was.
He replied with ‘I’m not sure but I swear I’ve seen it before’
He’s now pissing himself laughing and mam doesn’t get it
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
I’ve in-creased my output ten fold...
Now he's got a crease in his pants.
You might say interest has been in creasing
If the actress who played Padme Amidala wore an outfit that showed a crease at her crotch it would be a Natalie Portmanteau
Her job performance was de-creasing.
It looked great on paper, but they had to fold. It had a tight name though: “Problems in Crease.” But with two Origami stores in the same town, the market was flat. They just couldn’t cut it.
They're making headlines everywhere.
To de-crease how bad I looked
