My Bro-in-law cracks me up XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDraagyn
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My drug dealer is hilarious He *cracks* me up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J4ke13
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Reading it with an accent like Sean Connery cracks me up!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tribelawn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My wife cracks me up.

She’s a great chiropractor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee_Man
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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These pants crack me up...

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Puma pants.

Pu...ma...pants.

Poo my pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstipatedGibbon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Really cracks me up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicholasP993
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I can’t bake a pun that’ll crack you up because they’re all scrambled in my head

I’m such a egghead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashgallade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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This cracks me up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euanwmcgill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I say this anytime someone says, β€œThat cracks me up!”

β€œGood thing you’re not an egg!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cactiscandy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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I crack myself up sometimes. I went grocery shopping earlier today and when I got home the wife asked β€œwhere are the mushrooms?” ... without missing a beat, I said

β€œI couldn’t get them, there wasn’t β€˜mush room’ in the trolley. β€œ

She threw things at me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I crack myself up sometimes [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCplusplus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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I have about a dozen egg jokes that'll crack you up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xngamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/717to321
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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I was trying to get my wife to appreciate puns as much as me. I tried everything I could come up with and she didn't even crack a smile! So I googled the top 10 puns of all time. I read every single one to her trying to get her to laugh

and no pun in 10 did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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You know what cracks me up?

Chiropractors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zach_maverick
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Made my dad crack up today

While we were working together, I passed some gas. This conversation immediately followed:

Dad: Did you say something?

Me: No, but there is an asshole behind me talking shit.

Apparently he had never heard this joke, and he couldn't stop laughing for a good minute. It's usually pretty hard to get him to laugh. But we both love lame jokes and it really surprised me he has never heard it.

I know it's probably not a dad joke per se, but Dad/Grandfather to my child was involved so it should still count.

TLDR: farted and said "there's an asshole behind me talking shit"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7hr0wi74w4y
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2016
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He got us. He cracks himself up.

So, I'm about to eat breakfast at my parents. I ask what kind of bread everyone wants. My mom says, "I like the dill rye bread." My dad replies, "that's because it's made of dill dough!" And they both start laughing hysterically. My parents, ladies and gentlemen. 37 years together and she still finds him funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternium_or_bust
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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How I let my daughter do the dad-joking for me...and I crack up every single time:

My 13 year old daughter's new boyfriend is named Brennan.

I keep calling him Brendon.

Every time, she replies "Dad, there is no D! It's BRENNAN. NO D! Got it?!?"

And I am just thinking to myself "Good, Good...let's keep it that way."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drumlin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2014
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Sometimes, I crack myself up.

...Said the clumsy egg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reizo123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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Still cracks me up when I think about it. Dads are the best!

Backstory: Many years ago I was living on my own about 45 minutes away from my parents. I had a stable job but didn't make much money and was broke most of the time. I had an old beat up car that was my only form of transportation. I would always have mechanical issues with the car and finally one morning it decided it wouldn't start no matter what.

I sheepishly had to call in to work and explain the situation and let them know that I would have to take a sick day but would figure some way to get to work the next day. I called my dad and he offered to come pick the car up on his trailer and take it back to his garage to work on it and get it in shape to trade it in.

He drives to my apartment, we get the car on the trailer and we are headed back to his house. The whole ride there I'm pretty pissed off and depressed about the whole situation. I'm worried about finding a new car and how I'm going to afford it and what I'm gonna do if I can't get it running again.

Dad senses my mood and pretty much keeps quiet the whole time. We get about three blocks away from his house and he utters this gem.

"Man, this car won't get off my ass. He's been tailgating me for 45 minutes now."

This was the perfect thing to snap me out of my funk and break the tension. I absolutely lost it. Only a Dad Joke could make me realize how trivial the whole thing was. I have told this joke to others who didn't really think it was that funny, but to me at the time it was the greatest thing ever.

Thanks Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-Wing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2013
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My boss made me crack up.

Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped prison?

The headline read "small medium at large."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baemike2
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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My dad just made me crack up.

My mom walked into the living room, exhaled, and said, "Well..." My dad quickly replied, "That's a deep subject."

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My dad cracks himself up.

Mom (to my dad): You forgot to button the last button on your shirt.

Dad: But darling, I'm just displaying my.... 50 Shades of Gray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnoopyLoves
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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He cracks himself up

One night when we were sitting around the table eating dinner my brother was showing off his beard talking about how he was doing "No Shave November". My Dad gets up, gets another beer, sits down and just goes, "What's next? No Dump December?" He was sitting there chuckling so hard to himself he couldn't eat another bite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zwooop6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2014
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My dad tells this to everyone, and he still cracks up - A mouse looking for his lenses.

My dad has been telling this goddamn joke for as long as I can remember -

It's night and completely dark, the only light that shines on the deserted street comes from a lightpost which stands over the sidewalk. A little mouse is frantically wandering around near the lightpost when he gets interrupted by a bear. The bear is curious and asks the mouse what he is doing. The mouse responds: I'm looking for my lense, it fell out and I can't find it. The bear asks if the mouse needs help and the mouse gladly accepts the offer. "Do you know where you were standing when you lost your lense?" asks the bear. The mouse casually points across the street into the black abyss and says "about there, I guess". The bear is surprised by this answer and asks why the mouse isn't looking over there. With a dumbfound look on his face the mouse looks at the bear and says: "Well yeah, but at least I have some light here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brammelam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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I can’t bake a good pun that will crack you up, they’re all just scrambled in my head

i’m such a egg head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashgallade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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My drug dealer cracks me up.
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