Covid 19 Virus Puns

A list of puns related to "Covid 19 Virus"

You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.

Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.

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👤︎ u/copenhagen_bram
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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COVID-19 is not the only virus to originate from China

There's also Wu Ping cough

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Covid-19 has taught us that viruses come in two variants: Unique and Tame

How do you stop a unique virus? You unique up on it.

And how do you stop a tame virus? The tame way.

(Yeah, my one-year old told me this and I couldn't be more proud)

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Feb 28 2022
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Social Distancing Pickup Lines
  • If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
  • Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you happy to be within 6 ft of me?
  • Can't spell virus without U and I.
  • Do you need toilet paper cuz I can be your Prince Charmin.
  • I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.
  • Hey Baby! Can I ship you a drink?
  • Can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T.

credit: some facebook post i saw.

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👤︎ u/shamblingman
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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