A list of puns related to "COVID 19"
They couldnβt smell what the rock was cooking.
True story. Happen about 2 hrs ago.
Back trying. My wife and I both work in the medical field. She runs hospital employee health dept, and Iβm the dental director for a public health agency.
My wife had Covid-19 in January. We were talking about the long term, later effects of Covid on peopleβs health.
Wife: I wonder what the residual effects of Covid-19 are. My left ear hasnβt been right since I had Covid.
Me: Well of course not.
Wife: Why? What have you heard?
Me: Well your left ear canβt feel right. Itβs your left ear.
Wife: God, why did I marry you 33 years ago?
How dense the population is.
How dense the population is.
I guess it's worth a shot.
Should see it as an opportunity
Donβt ask meow.
Theyβre tasteless.
A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he'd won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer
Because they're too ice-o-lated
Because he has Santa-bodies.
A Vacc-scene
It helps me namaste at home.
...they obviously have no taste.
He has santibodies.
Itβs called plant yourself on the couch.
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
They are preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario.
Cos you sure as hell took my breath away, girl!
Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.
Because of his Coffin.
Because theyβre all ice-olated.
You could say it's a choronic disease.
The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.
theyβre coffin
They're calling it the Quranavirus
It is breathtaking.
Turns out he just had Saturday Night Fever.
Extremely positive. The most positive, in fact. Everybodyβs talking about it. Itβs yuuuge. Nobodyβs seen anything like it. Sleepy joe never wouldβve been able to pull this off.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
The news went viral.
The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot this morning at 7:00 am, and I wanted to let you all know that itβs completely safe, with ΠΈo side effects whatsoeveΡ, and that I feelshΞΊΞΉ ΟoΟoshΞΏΜ Ρ ΡΡΠ²ΡΡΠ²ΡΡ ΡΠ΅Π±Ρ Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΡΡΠ°Π½Π½ΠΎ ΠΈ Ρ Π΄ΡΠΌΠ°Ρ, ΡΡΠΎ Π²ΡΡΠ°ΡΠΈΠ» ΠΎΡΠ»ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ ΡΡΠΈ.
WHO let the dogs out.
They have little anty bodies!
If so, then just wait for 2022. Because 2022 is 2020 too.
It's super catchy.
It's because they're ice-o-lated.
I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that itβs completely safe, with ΠΈo side effects whatsoeveΡ, and that I feelshΞΊΞΉ ΟoΟoshΞΏΜ Ρ ΡΡΠ²ΡΡΠ²ΡΡ ΡΠ΅Π±Ρ Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΡΡΠ°Π½Π½ΠΎ ΠΈ Ρ Π΄ΡΠΌΠ°Ρ, ΡΡΠΎ Π²ΡΡΠ°ΡΠΈΠ» ΠΎΡΠ»ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ ΡΡΠΈ.
Because they are ice-o-lated
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