Counsellors Puns

A list of puns related to "Counsellors"

My career counsellor keeps encouraging me to drop out.

Thanks to her, I’m graduating from Sky diving school.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Couples Counsellor: So, what brings you here today?

My wife: I can’t stand it any more. He’s too literal.

Me: My truck.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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My wife and I went to see a marriage counsellor. "Have you guys been having sex?" she asked.

"Yes," we replied.

"Tell me about the frequency," the marriage counsellor probed.

"Well, he's a little bit too high-pitched for my liking," replied my wife.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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