Bad puns. Thatβs how eye roll. (I admit this is cornyβ¦ but I figure the cornea, the better!)
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A blind man is going into surgery today for a cornea transplant.
He hopes by tomorrow, heβll get to see everyone.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea
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︎ Mar 23 2017
My wife needs a cornea transplant, but the waiting list is too long!
We really need a faster wife-eye provider.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
When making ocular jokes, the cornea the better.
It can be pretty iris-k if you and the audience don't see eye to eye though.
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︎ Nov 14 2018
My corneas are not thick enough for a LASIK surgery
"Not on the thin eyes." The surgeon said.
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︎ Mar 13 2019
I'm getting Lasik and I keep hearing that it might smell burnt cornea during the procedure, and my coworker says ...
"it'll smell like pop-cornea."
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︎ Aug 10 2017
I just donated $100 to an organization for blind kids.
What gets me is that they will never see a penny of it.
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︎ Dec 01 2021
Anyone know any Dad jokes about eyes?
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︎ Dec 07 2021
My SO is currently in the process of becoming an Ophthalmologist and she has been woking on jokes for her patients and co workers.... She just made me proud.
SO: Where do Rainbows go when they are bad?
Me: Idk you got me on that one..
SO: They go to Prism......
*crickets chirping*
SO: but dont worry its just a LIGHT sentence!
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︎ Aug 15 2021
Did ya know, that your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die?
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︎ Sep 07 2021
I love dad jokes about vision
The cornea the better, my friend Iris loves them too, if you donβt know her sheβs Lenβs Wife
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︎ Aug 12 2021
My Mother-in-law is 80% Irish
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︎ Jun 04 2021
When you die, which part of your body dies last?
Your pupils. Because they die-late.
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︎ Jul 14 2021
O_O
I'd tell you your eyes are beautiful, but there's nothing cornea.
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︎ Jul 23 2021
So apparently when you die, the last part of your body that stops working is your pupils..
Itβs because they di-late
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Me: guess who I saw today
Daughter: who?
Me: everyone I looked at
Daughter: starts to walk away
Me: I'm sorry was that too cornea for you?
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︎ Jun 18 2021
conjunctivitis dotcom
There's a site for sore eyes
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︎ May 17 2021
More Than meets The Eye
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Eye'm sorry for this one :(
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Why did the blind man ride the broken rollercoaster?
He didnβt see anything wrong with it.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.
Life before that was a blur.
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︎ Oct 07 2018
A humerus joke
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︎ May 08 2020
Like Dad always says, nose joke stink...
...but eye jokes are cornea.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Did you hear about the ophthalmologist who was also a comedian?
His jokes are pretty cornea.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...
But it just gets cornea and cornea
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Just tricked my family with this one
Just to liven up a boring car journey
>Me: What's a pirates favourite letter?
>Aunt and Dad: [Rolls eyes] Rrrrr!
>Me: Ah you'd think so, but their true love be for the C.
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︎ May 09 2016
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
Dad: No, have you seen my dadglasses?
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︎ Nov 07 2019
My best friend has a good eye for dad jokes...
But the jokes couldnβt be any cornea.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Some people have trouble sleeping...
...but I can do it with my eyes closed...
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︎ Dec 08 2016
Girlfriend, trying to remove smudges from her glasses.
"Ugh my right eye is blurry"
"No, honey, I can see it just fine"
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︎ Jan 03 2016
Puns about the body are generally corny,
But puns about the eye are cornea.
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︎ May 22 2020
You got any corny jokes?
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︎ Nov 14 2018
I love joke about eyes...
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︎ Jul 09 2019
My friend told me a joke about the covering of the iris. Sure, I laughed...
But it was cornea as ever.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Eye jokes are the corneas jokes.
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︎ Mar 07 2018
Eye jokes. The Cornea the better.
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︎ Jun 19 2018
I love eye jokes.
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︎ Jul 21 2021
Eye surgeons like eye jokes...
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︎ Nov 01 2021
Vision Related Jokes Requested!
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︎ Aug 12 2021
I love eye jokes
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︎ May 31 2021
I love eye jokes
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︎ Jun 01 2021
Which body part dies last ?
The eyes, because they dilate.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Nose jokes are boring
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︎ Feb 23 2021
I like jokes about the eyes
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︎ May 18 2020
Did you know I like dad jokes about eyes?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
Why are eye jokes worse than other jokes?
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︎ Aug 13 2017
I prefer dad jokes about eyes....
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