To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
My hard bound copy of “Fahrenheit 451” is really heavy.
Can someone lend me a lighter?
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I have got loads of back issues.
What do you call a copy cat app of reddit?
Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Office!
I dont know who you are, but I WILL get you for this. You have my Word.
A copy of A Christmas Carol fell on my toe!
It hurts like the Dickens >_<
How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?
I asked Rick Astley to let me borrow his copy of the movie UP.
He said he'd never give it to me.
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
What do you call a potato that copies all the other potatoes?
What do you call it when a woman copies another’s boob job?
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
Where do you keep your copy of the Communist Manifesto?
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly I have back issues.
My wife and I met at the store when we were both buying a copy of the Disney movie “up”
It was the perfect meet cute and we kept both copies even after getting married. It was sweet. Not all things are meant to last and when things got a bit rocky we decided to get divorced. I let her keep the apartment and moved my stuff out. Unfortunately, we live in one of those states that mail out ballots. She sent me a text a week after I had left to let me know my ballot had come to the apartment. We had ended things amicably, but neither of us wanted to see each other so soon. Committed to my civic duty, I dropped by after work the next day. When she opened the door she was in tears. She had me come in and I immediately saw it, I had forgotten to take my copy of the movie. Somehow, this felt more final than actually signing the divorce papers. I still cared about her, so I asked if she wanted to talk at all. She shook her head and said through tears, “Just take your Up, vote and go.”
My dog fell asleep on my copy of the screenplay for Dodgeball...
It's a true underdog story.
Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today. Larry Tesler, the inventor of copy and paste died today.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down.
You have my word.
(My dad put wrote this on the fridge, pls don't kill)
"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
If someone copies the way I make pasta
Did they just copy-pasta?
I bought a copy of MS Office, but I dropped it on the road going back to my car...
...well, that's the Word on the street.
Tepsodent. Polgate. Glose-up. Don't trust them. They are all copy-paste.
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
My friend told me to get 100 copies of a form
My girlfriend just found my copy of the Kama Sutra
So now I find myself in a pretty awkward position
What is another word for a copy of a fax?
What do you call someone who copies and pastes a flu epidemic?
Failed my audition as Romeo but my copy of the script clearly said
"Enter Juliet From Behind"
Anyone want some old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I’ve got loads of back issues.
Anybody want my old copies of Chiropractic Monthly?
I have lots of back issues
You stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly....
I've got loads of back issues.
To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you, you have my Word
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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