To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Their sisters develop auntie-bodies
More proof that not only has this disease cost a few bucks, but also a lot of doe.
They got stereo.
stolen from Demetri Martin
.. must be just the delivery.
"I am sorry, honey." I replied. "What is wrong?"
A weak tomorrow
When you start walking like an Egyptian.
"My pregnant wife is having contractions!" he yells.
"Is this her first baby?" asks the doctor.
"No, you idiot, it's her husband!"
I'm out to brunch with my wife and she started eating the waffles off my plate. An older lady smiled at her with that "oh that's so sweet" smile. My wife made the comment to me that she has claim on my waffles... it's in the marriage contract. I said, "that's okay, I have claim to your eggs."
Make them sign on the dotted line.
A bloke has been feeling unwell, decides to go the doctor to get checked out.
Doctor: I'm afraid you've got a terminal illness, uncureable, only 200 or so people in the country have it.
Bloke: My god that's awful what's it called?
Doctor: I'm afraid to say sir, you've contracted Yellow 34
Bloke goes home to his wife, sitting in the kitchen all sad. Tells the wife: darling I've been to the doctor's, I have an illness called Yellow 34, it's uncureable and I'm really worried.
Wife: I'm so sorry darling but it sounds like nothing we can do Why don't you come to Bingo to take your mind off it?
@Bingo
Bloke wins 3 games in a row, full house every time, can't believe his luck. Goes up to collect his prize for the 3rd time.
Bingo caller: Sir, I've been calling number here for 15 years and never seen anything like it, you must be the luckiest person in the world.
Bloke: To be honest mate, I've had some bad news today, just came to Bingo to take my mind off it.
I've got Yellow 34.
Bingo caller: Fucking hell, you've won the bloody raffle as well!!
I said "aren't there?"
He said don’t worry they’re just contractions
This is because they're filled with anty bodies.
it's what it's
ORGANized dismissal
“Those are just contractions.”
"I do'nt understand contractions."
It's because they're ice-o-lated.
I wouldn't accept his perms and conditions.
Too much violins on tv.
He croaked.
A hippocritic oaf.
My dad responded: "We could all be getting viruses from our computers right now."
It's called the Santa Clause
The doctor takes one look at her and says "She is going into false labor."
The nurse asks "How can you tell??"
"No contractions."
Baggers can't be choosers after all.
The man looks shocked and asks "Oh no! What's the Cure?"
I'm.
But it was on the house.
A little bit of Background information: When I was a young lad, my father was a professional glass cleaner. Not just for a job, cleaning Glass was this man's passion! He always wanted me to take over for him when I grew up, but I always thought it would be a pain, it was a silly job, really. However, I knew that my father would be shattered if I didn't put an honest effort into the cleaning business. The first time I perfectly cleaned a mirror, I realized I could really see myself doing this! My father was wiping away tears of pride when I began to become as passionate as he was.
Anyways, fast forward to a couple months ago. I have taken over my father's cleaning company, and was working a job at a publishing agency. Now, due to the pandemic, this building had set up different entry points depending on the purpose of your visit, and each one was gated and stationed by an employee so you could have your temperature taken and go through a checklist to ensure you don't have any symptoms, etc.
After finishing the contract at this building, the owner was so impressed with my work that he said he would like to recommend me for a permanent job with a friend of his. At first, I was skeptical (I had taken over the family business, after all), but it was becoming difficult to find regular clients anymore, so I agreed. He gave me a single sheet from a notepad, and told me to write down something about myself that sets me apart from others in my line of work, and I should make it a very impactful statement, his friend was a very busy man and wouldn't look at more than notes like these. I wasn't sure what to write on the spot, so he told me to think about it, and return the note when I come back to leave the bill for my work.
So I came back a few days later, went through the gate to drop off my bill and my note about how I am much better than any other glass cleaner out there. Well, it turns out the friend of the publishing agency's owner was a hiring manager for a well-known computer company, and my note really caught his eye, and I was offered the job! Now I make more money every two weeks than I had with a month! At first, I though my father would be upset by me leaving the family business behind, but he told me "As long as you are happy where you are, with what you are doing, then you are succeeding in life. You are no longer a student of glass cleaning, you are my equal, and I am proud of you" I never realized how freeing it
... keep reading on reddit ➡My dad: Can't she hold it in? It's Independence Day not Labor Day!
He made a killing.
Me: So you think he might be born by midnight?
Her: I dunno...we might get in there and the triage nurse says I'm only 1cm
Me: Hmmm...I think you're more like 5'2"
It went down as well as you might expect.
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The only thing I responded with was, “I wouldn’t.”
“I am sorry, honey,” I replied. “What is wrong?”
WHO let the dogs out.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
To clarify, WHO let the dogs out
