A list of puns related to "Constipate"
He works it out with a pencil.
I can’t wait till it comes out
Same shit different year I guess
He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil.
I finally worked it out.
It hasn’t come out yet.
It was the hardest dump I ever took.
He worked it out with a pencil.
It didn't.
Now, I can't log out.
He worked it out with a pencil.
Stop lying, your full of crap
The marksman can shoot but not hit...
It's not coming out any time soon but early critics are giving it shit reviews.
Because he is full of shit.
She responded "you shouldn't say that"
I responded "what he just lies all day."
Real convo
it didn't come out yet
"Doc, I haven't pooped in a week! Please help!"
Doc says sure, and writes him a prescription for a weeks worth of suppositories.
Man comes back the next day, "doc, I took the entire script last night, but nothing happened!"
The doc is shocked, as in his experience suppositories are very effective, and after taking a weeks worth he should have definitely had a BM. Oh well, the doc thinks, and gives him another weeks worth.
Guy comes back the next day. The doc says incredulously, "you've taken 2 weeks worth of suppositories in 2 days, and nothing happened?!?! What are you doing with them, eating them?!?!"
The man replies, "What'd you expect me to do with them, Shove 'em up my ass?!?!"
I don't know if this would normally be considered a dad joke, but it's my dad's favorite joke so I think it should count.
No? It’s because it hasn’t come out yet!
-A joke told by my 6 year old cousin
Oh never mind.... it hasn’t come out yet
I was tryna hold my shit together
He told me I was full of shit
Oh wait, that's right. It hasn't come out yet....
That shit was hard.
They're full of shit!
He worked it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a number two pencil.
I can't log out
A poor workman blames his stools.
The process of elimination.
You: no
Me: That’s because it never came out
Via bowel.
They work everything out with a pencil.
The no-shit Sherlock!
He worked it out with a #2 pencil
They just couldn’t budget
he was full of shit
He worked it out with a pencil.
It hasn't come out yet.
Its hasn't come out yet
He worked it out with a pencil
No ? That's because it hasn't come out yet.
You're full of shit
Process of Elimination.
One can shoot but can’t hit
They had to work it out with a pencil
He works it out with a pencil.
He had to work it out with a pencil
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