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I haven’t heard of Bindinger Bindings. Are they any good?
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Skartveit om VG-kommentators bindinger: Hvem han er gift med Β«er bare et Google-sΓΈk unnaΒ» dn.no/medier/vg/yngve-kvi…
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Critical Theory and Psychology

I have come across this article by Andy Blunden and it articulated some thoughts that were on my mind for a long time concerning the relationship between Psychology and Critical Theory (including critcal theories in the broader sense). Here are some passages which summarize my concerns quite well:

"Critical theorists such as Horkheimer (Horkheimer, 1932), Habermas (McCarthy, 1978) and Honneth (Honneth, 1996) have agreed on the need to appropriate a theory of psychology to underpin their social-theoretical analysis of capitalist society, in particular, a social psychology and a developmental psychology. But as Nancy Fraser remarked:

β€œWhen claims for recognition are premised on a psychological theory of β€˜the intersubjective conditions for undistorted identity-formation’, as in Honneth's model, they are made vulnerable to the vicissitudes of that theory; their moral bindingness evaporates in case the theory turns out to be false.” (Fraser, 2003)

The danger of falsification from outside its own domain of research threatens not only a theory of justice, but a critical social theory as well. In choosing such thinkers as Freud, Piaget, Kohlberg, Hartmann, Winnicott and Mead, and then sticking to these thinkers despite decades of progress in psychological research, this is exactly what has happened. The situation is the more serious because some of the thinkers who have been used in the past have not reciprocally appropriated the political and philosophical sources of critical theory, especially Marx or Hegel. Critical theory is therefore doubly disabled in that it contains elements which escape critique due to inaccessible empirical content, as well as unexamined ideological premises."

"Critical Theory today lacks an adequate conception of the subject. In particular it lacks an empirical psychology adequate to its tasks. [...] As a result of lacking an adequate conception of the Subject, the appropriation of Hegel falls short of what Hegel has to offer, as the subject falls into a dualism of society and individual. Failure to resolve this deficit by means of metaphor, β€œnatural philosophy” and abstract generalisation leaves Critical Theory in a position of making unjustified leaps between the domains of individual and social consciousness. **An appropriation of Cultural Psychology, a body of science with a substantial base in empirical research

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Spi__
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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School Was Clothed
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Couch potato
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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Letting loose with these puns
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Guns
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