Full Bind Puns

and the only way he could get them to eat at the table was to bind them with rope to the chair.

I guess you could say everyone had their hands full with Tyson nuggets.

My girlfriend read the superglue pack and said, "It binds to skin in seconds! PLEASE be careful cause that can get out of hand quickly."

I came back with "If it gets out of hand, I guess that means it's not working right."

On the flip side, she said she still liked me even if I'm full of bad jokes.