A man decided to attend his friend's funeral. He approached his friend's widow and after a consoling hug said "Plethora".
She responded "Thanks that means a lot".
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︎ Oct 21 2019
A dad consoling his son during finals week
http://i.imgur.com/YxgNZio.png
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︎ May 14 2014
Don't you dare CONSOLE my family
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What do you call a nintendo console that is french?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What game console do the French play the most?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my carβs center console.
It was my climb-it change.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
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︎ Apr 07 2021
If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Just ordered a 12β wide console table to go by our entryway door.
My daughter says it will be very soothing.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
This console rocks
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What is Stone Cold Steve Austinβs favourite gaming console?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
It's time to sell Skyrim for the new generation of consoles
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I heard someone played Animal Crossing: New Horizons for so long on end they conked out with the console still in their hands.
Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.
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︎ May 05 2020
I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console.
A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast
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︎ Mar 13 2020
What is the most popular gaming console in the arab world
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︎ Jan 25 2020
What is a cat's favorite game console?
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︎ May 06 2020
What did the baked couch potato do when the game console locked up?
He pressed the russet button, of course.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
I get depressed if I donβt play video games.
I always need to console myself.
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︎ May 13 2020
A sales associate spots an Asian man at a Mortal Kombat console.
She asks if the man wants to try it out.
The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Buddy is telling me all the news around next gen console builds are just rumors..
So it's all specsulation?
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Microsoft tried working with Apple for their next console but it failed to pan out
As a result, they named it the Xbox Siri's Ex.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Why is selling game consoles in France a very lucrative endeavour?
Because no frenchman can say no to a Wii.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift
So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist.
My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking.
I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
How do you console Thanos when he's upset?
Bruh, Just Snap out if it
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︎ May 02 2019
I gave a ps5 to my gf
I consoled her. She was crying
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︎ Nov 16 2020
A man's son entered a raffle to win the deed to an entire shopping plaza.
The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What are paramedics favorite gaming console?
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︎ Dec 17 2018
My Dad comes into my room looking really worried, I ask him what was wrong and if there was anything I could do to help, He responds by saying "I lost the book which had all the photos and message from my friends"
Knowing a slam book could not be replaced I tried consoling him, but I remembered digitalized it for him a year ago I quickly logged on to the PC to check if I had a backup. He quickly smiled and said it had a Blue cover, after about 10mins of searching I asked him if he remembered what I named the book. He burst out and said Facebook.
Frustrated I left the room to find my entire family sitting in the hall, and my mother goes "He did it to you too, didn't he"
And I'm here perplexed by the lengths a dad would go for his jokes.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console
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︎ Mar 02 2019
What is a Communist's favorite video game console?
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︎ Nov 25 2018
My son was crying because his mom took his Xbox...
... so I had to console him.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
What is Franceβs favorite game console?
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︎ Feb 25 2019
What Did The Nintendo Consoles Say After The Gym?
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︎ Mar 18 2019
Whatβs a Communists favourite videogame console?
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︎ Jul 01 2019
I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...
I'll call it the occult rift
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︎ Jul 12 2019
I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles
I'll call it "Bait and Switch."
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︎ Mar 23 2019
after the dam failed, the engineer thought he'd lost his job for sure
but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Thanks for the consolation dad
Me - don't feel so good
Dad - well of its any consolation, you don't look good either
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︎ Apr 26 2019
I didnβt get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday.
I need someone to console me.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
My nephew failed a grammar test. I consoled him
I said "their there they're"
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︎ Jun 18 2018
I havenβt seen this model before
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︎ May 15 2020
Did you hear Nintendo has a patent for a swing set based console?
They call it the Nintendo Wheeeeeeeeeee!
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︎ Apr 12 2018
What console does a Frenchman play on?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Whatβs a communistβs favorite video game console?
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︎ Feb 17 2019
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