Don't you dare CONSOLE my family
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What do you call a nintendo console that is french?

a oui

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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My best friend got sentenced to life in prison, and I wanted to console him

I said, "Imagine you're a cat!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE

Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILikeCodecaine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What game console do the French play the most?

Oui.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eteyetwyeywtyw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.

It was my climb-it change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarterLawler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,

it's NESessary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnificent-Moe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Just ordered a 12” wide console table to go by our entryway door.

My daughter says it will be very soothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WOTrULookingAt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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This console rocks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/g8ed_manual
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What is Stone Cold Steve Austin’s favourite gaming console?

The Xbox 316

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSBennett
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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It's time to sell Skyrim for the new generation of consoles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perkele1974
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I heard someone played Animal Crossing: New Horizons for so long on end they conked out with the console still in their hands.

Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlastLeatherwing
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I just discovered William Shakespeare owned the first video game console.

A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What is the most popular gaming console in the arab world

The Sunni Playstation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilhomers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What did the baked couch potato do when the game console locked up?

He pressed the russet button, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/centstwo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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A sales associate spots an Asian man at a Mortal Kombat console.

She asks if the man wants to try it out.

The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Microsoft tried working with Apple for their next console but it failed to pan out

As a result, they named it the Xbox Siri's Ex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizven
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Buddy is telling me all the news around next gen console builds are just rumors..

So it's all specsulation?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChetManly138
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Why is selling game consoles in France a very lucrative endeavour?

Because no frenchman can say no to a Wii.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mithrandir2k16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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How do you console Thanos when he's upset?

Bruh, Just Snap out if it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syheadafsar
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What are paramedics favorite gaming console?

Wii U!!! Wii U!! Wii U!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldManSaxon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console

I had to get a Wiifund

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreyLucario
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What is a Communist's favorite video game console?

The Wii.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovelifeandtpose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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What is France’s favorite game console?

The Nintendo Oui

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firehead212
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What Did The Nintendo Consoles Say After The Gym?

"WII FIT!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coz-Man
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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What’s a Communists favourite videogame console?

The Wii

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aspergersiscool
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...

I'll call it the occult rift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N64GC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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What dose a console/pc say when you download a game?

It’s a hot day I’m overheating,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Likeablegamer811
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I'm going to start a business selling worms and Nintendo consoles

I'll call it "Bait and Switch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepixelcat2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Did you hear Nintendo has a patent for a swing set based console?

They call it the Nintendo Wheeeeeeeeeee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clapton_Coil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her...

So I hit her over the head with my X-Box...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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I picked up that new console my kids've been begging for on my way home from work today.

I put it down before leaving the store, though. Wouldn't want to get into the habit of shoplifting.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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*Puts a burger king crown on the gaming console*

Look, now it's the Royal Wii.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharra_Blackfire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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What console does a Frenchman play on?

A Oui

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AGENT-NEMESIS
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What’s a communist’s favorite video game console?

Wii.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLivingMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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