To which he replied “you are?” So I screamed in horror, then he said “oh, I see” So I screamed again, then he said “OK OK!!”
We write our grocery list on a whiteboard. She wrote down " tri-erase markers". I told her "honey they are dry erase not try erase". Without missing a beat she says "Well I wanted three". 🥰
They are whple bread afterall
That's swan way to go about it.
4 y/o: "Knock knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
4 y/o: "Interrupting cow goes"
Me: "Interrupting cow go-"
4 y/o: "MOOOOOOOO!"
There can be only one!
It was a hart-to-hart talk.
I told him if he didn’t stay it would be a missed-steak!
Why my cow pies never win is beyond me. A judge once said it was bullshit too
Together we can stop this crap!
then it hit me ( Sorry this is a repost didn't know thank you s0rrythisnameistaken for pointing it out)
A Pan… duh!
Be kind it’s my cake day…
Bite-amins!
Grandpaw
I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....
Ian.
There is no Cure.
It's wet so we are eating inside
I said, “That makes two of us.”
Dad: "Yep. My phone just told me to take shelter"
Me: "Do you guys have somewhere to go?"
Dad: "Where am I supposed to take it? Disneyland😜🤟"
I wasn't sure if I could post a screenshot, so this is verbatim lol.
It was littering.
one hits me in the right place and I think, “touché”.
My 7 year-year-old son knows me too well. When he's hungry, he becomes grumpy. The other day he said: "Papa, I'm hungry!! And please don't say 'hi hungry, I'm papa' ". I almost had tears of joy in my eyes
B9
He drinks straight from the bottle.
