What’s a more concrete term for butt crack?

Asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhaleesiDog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break.

This is because concrete floors are really hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What did the kid say when he saw a gigantic concrete structure block a river for the first time?

Damn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patoreddit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I quit my job at the concrete plant.

My job was getting harder & harder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What does Sean Connery, a playground, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common

A Schwing and Amish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevorulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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No Concrete Answer Given.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyUserNameBoring
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was not worth the trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker

But when I got home all the signs were there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piemamamer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Guncrete
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwantmyteslanow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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What did the fish say when it hit its head on the concrete wall?

Dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicosalvador
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sK197666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Concrete in the vehicle
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why did Picasso get fired from the cement factory?

His ideas weren't concrete enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I recently poured concrete for the foundation of a house.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I found some concrete evidence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Do you know why I named my drilling company Concrete Boring, Inc.?

Because it isn’t very interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrtomservo
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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My friends don’t believe I can make cement

They’re always asking for concrete evidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/david55pepper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Concrete evidence
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πŸ‘€︎ u/g1ver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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we’ve got some concrete evidence
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThomyboyGaming
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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At last I found some concrete IT support

https://i.imgur.com/xKsNWyA.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seppoteurastaja
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Did you hear about the Canadian folk singer who had a run in with the Mafia?

They threw him into a river wearing concrete shoes, now they call him Gordon Heavyfoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trashconverters
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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On a post about concrete coke
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Concrete
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cproks15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Did you hear about the builder who won the lottery? He was so shocked that he fainted and fell into a vat of concrete...

Apparently he's set for life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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My mom told really an awful joke about concrete:(

Cement it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strychinine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Concrete evidence
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πŸ‘€︎ u/French-dudev2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I just saw some guys laying concrete in front of an elementary school.

They were paving the way for our youth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanopolis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Cement truck driver stole my identity and nobody would believe me

But then I found some concrete evidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Two fish are swimming. One runs into a concrete wall. He look at his friend and says

Dam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Two fishes swimed into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said dam!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RubinKhadka
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Concrete evidence that kids are indeed stupid.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicBro16
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Landed a good I think while pressure washing today.

Me: Well son the driveway was long over due for a cleaning.

My son: oh yeah? Was it?

Me: I think evidence is pretty concrete!

He gave me the eye roll and head back, a win in my book.

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Someone threw a piece of a brick through my window last night

The police aren’t helping because there isn’t enough concrete evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.

She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:

Icy, what you did there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMetheThree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why wasn't the rock allowed into the party?

He wasn't "granite" permission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frogstomp420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Work for me lately has been mostly busting up concrete and hanging sheetrock

So I spend a lot of time jacking around or screwing off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/remodelguy110
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I fell on the concrete yesterday....

.....and my asphalt realy sore after

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASeaBunny
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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A guy came into the store today and wanted a powdery substance that hardens when adding to water...

That's it... he gave no concrete details.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Fill a bottle with concrete and then take the plastic off so you have a concrete bottle

It’s pretty useless but at least it’s a concrete idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheap_Smarties
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I got into an argument with a cement mixer the other day.

I tried my hardest, but he had some real concrete evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vexemo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Two fish swam into a concrete wall

One turns to the other and says "DAM"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImSuperComfy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What'd the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2016
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What did the fish say when it hits the concrete wall?

Oh, damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDarkSoul616
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break...

This is probably because concrete floors are really hard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall?

Dam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dfarni
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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What did the fish say when it ran into a concrete wall?

Dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_MCH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall...

One of them says: "Dam(n)"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roboragemachine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Dam

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says β€œdam” πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Two fish swam into a concrete wall

Dam! Said the first fish

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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