I joined a support group for former computer hackers.

Anonymous Anonymous.

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📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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I was having trouble with my computer, so I contacted IT support. The man said, 'Have you tried disabling cookies?'

I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.'

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📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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I work in tech support and this lady told me her computer was frozen.

I asked her to please thaw it out.

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👤︎ u/mingonius
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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My dad's favorite.....

Dad (on the phone) : Hey, what are you doin?

Me: Oh, just on the computer.

Dad: Really?

Me: Yeah, why?

Dad: Stay right there! I'm almost home! I want to see this! I didn't know it could support your weight!

He's been pulling this one on me since I was old enough to click a mouse........Still does it now that I'm in college.

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👤︎ u/IXNOR
📅︎ Oct 19 2013
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