What do you call a zombie who writes music?

A decomposer

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Making up jokes about musicians can be risky business.

Some of them take notes.

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👤︎ u/vect77
📅︎ Oct 04 2022
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the chick-uzzi.

(My seven-year-old daughter came up with this one on our walk to school this morning. One of her best, I think.)

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Me and my girlfriend were supposed to meet at the gym but she didnt show up.

That's when I knew we wouldn't work out.

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👤︎ u/Zorlach
📅︎ Oct 09 2022
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What do you call a music writer after they die?

A decomposer.

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How do you keep a redditor in suspense?

I’ll tell you next week.

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👤︎ u/rakeruk
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My friend called me on the phone today and said that he changed his name to "Spinal Cord".

I told him, "I'm busy, I'll call you Back."

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What do you call it when most of your keys on a piano don't work?

A major problem.

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📅︎ Aug 12 2022
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two antennas got married

the wedding was ok but the reception was great

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. But why did the vulture cross the road?

Chicken didn't make it.

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