Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
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I've started a new competitive pun gameshow podcast entitled 'Punnit' and I'm looking for contestants! First two episodes in the comments.
'Punnit' is hosted by myself and played over three rounds. The first two rounds consist of one category (say, Musical Genres & Ailments), with each contestant going in turn and giving their best 5 entries. Such as, HIVy Metal, Honky Tonksillitis, Indiegestion etc.
These two categories are known about a week or so prior so everyone can bring their best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) but the third round is entirely on the spot, with the entrants shouting out whatever they can think of for a category. One of the recent being American Presidents & American States, with OklaBama winning that one.
It's all very much in the early stages but I would appreciate both feedback on the format and people getting in touch if they wanna duke it out.
Here are the episodes:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKJOzYgG9MW7CQHAZQahiqw/videos
Follow us too @thepunpodcast
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and soon discovered he seriously misunderstood the objective.
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we're currently tied, but he's almost one.
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They had to wait for the he spring.
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Because they have literally no chants in Hell.
My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.
Why can't skeletons play competitive sports?
They don't have any skin in the game.
How do figure skaters prepare for competitions
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He was totally out of line.
The toucan once faced fierce competition in it's ecological niche.
Eventually, though, it came to dominate the toucannot.
I was in a cat competition that wasn't like your typical competition. They had a category for cat butts, which I ended up winning...
But it was just a cat-ass-trophy
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She had a leg up the whole time
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Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"
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'cause they're always jelly!
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The winner got an apostrophe.
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He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign
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I came so close to winning but I blew it
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They say he was outstanding in his own field.
In a village, far far away, two farmers often had a competition within themselves to see who harvests the most every 6 months.
After failing to win for about 9 times in a row, Jaime, hired a spy who will go and check Jack's harvest the night before the contest so he can harvest more. As the spy came back the night before, he informed the farmer Jaime about the amount that he saw inside Jack's yard but he was not able to tell the amount in exact. Jaime took the spy to his paddy field, gave him some extra money than what they initially agreed upon and said...
"You reap what you saw".
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There aren't any good candied-dates.
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Nowadays there seems to be a lot of stiff competition.
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My son seemed really upset that he came in last at the Karate competition.
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"But it is a CUP-etition!"
... I've never been so proud of her.
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I heard it's pay per view...
What do you call a goodlooking winner of a large suntanning competition?
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There was a lot of beef between the competitors.
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