Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
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I've started a new competitive pun gameshow podcast entitled 'Punnit' and I'm looking for contestants! First two episodes in the comments.

'Punnit' is hosted by myself and played over three rounds. The first two rounds consist of one category (say, Musical Genres & Ailments), with each contestant going in turn and giving their best 5 entries. Such as, HIVy Metal, Honky Tonksillitis, Indiegestion etc.

These two categories are known about a week or so prior so everyone can bring their best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) but the third round is entirely on the spot, with the entrants shouting out whatever they can think of for a category. One of the recent being American Presidents & American States, with OklaBama winning that one.

It's all very much in the early stages but I would appreciate both feedback on the format and people getting in touch if they wanna duke it out.

Here are the episodes: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKJOzYgG9MW7CQHAZQahiqw/videos

Follow us too @thepunpodcast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PattersonHoodlum
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Thoughts on Competitive Punning ...? :S ThePUNOFF.com thepunoff.com/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/philpoore
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Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition...

and soon discovered he seriously misunderstood the objective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I'm currently having a competition with my son before his first birthday;

we're currently tied, but he's almost one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneDougUnderPar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What do you get for winning a muscle loss competition? /r/Jokes/comments/logfot/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satolah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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They rescheduled the quarterly pogo stick competition.

They had to wait for the he spring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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When it comes to decorating the Christmas tree, I've got a leg up on the competition. My cat says I passed out under the tree again, but I told her to stop pulling my leg.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stalnoypirat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What happens if a cat wins a dog competition during a tornado?

A cathastrophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D4rk3rl1fe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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The competitive painting contest was an abject failure

as it ended in a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why can’t Satan’s cheerleading squad win any competitions?

Because they have literally no chants in Hell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

But I laugh more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Why can't skeletons play competitive sports?

They don't have any skin in the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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How do figure skaters prepare for competitions

Pract-ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CriticalBiscuits
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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The guy who lost the fishing competition was really upset.

He was totally out of line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgetrandy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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The toucan once faced fierce competition in it's ecological niche.

Eventually, though, it came to dominate the toucannot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iep6ooPh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I was in a cat competition that wasn't like your typical competition. They had a category for cat butts, which I ended up winning...

But it was just a cat-ass-trophy

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What do you a call a competition for computers?

A ChampionChip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charmandernews
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance

She had a leg up the whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penny_eater
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I submitted nearly a dozen entries to a dad joke competition, hoping one would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubzTheDeranged
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Overheard at an international chemistry competition

Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"

Said by an American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Why do sea medusas make the worst romantic partners?

'cause they're always jelly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurtkopain
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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The result of an art competition...

Is a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I just won a teddy bear making competition with my kids.

Great stuff!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Did you hear about the punctuation competition?

The winner got an apostrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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How did the bagel shop owner get rid of the competition on his block?

He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Did you hear about the competitive camping trip?

It was in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yubscriber420-69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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In a Student v.s. Teacher competition

who schools who?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TNormus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Did you hear about all the competition in the outdoor pickled cabbage contest?

It was a krauted field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citrusguy9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I just came second in my city's big bubble blowing competition

I came so close to winning but I blew it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateTheSimpleOne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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A farmer won a competition. When he was told he won, he was so surprised.

They say he was outstanding in his own field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChungaChunga06
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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In a village, far far away, two farmers often had a competition within themselves to see who harvests the most every 6 months.

After failing to win for about 9 times in a row, Jaime, hired a spy who will go and check Jack's harvest the night before the contest so he can harvest more. As the spy came back the night before, he informed the farmer Jaime about the amount that he saw inside Jack's yard but he was not able to tell the amount in exact. Jaime took the spy to his paddy field, gave him some extra money than what they initially agreed upon and said...

"You reap what you saw".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiSatthar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I refuse to vote for anyone in the dried fruit competition.

There aren't any good candied-dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApologeticKid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?

The Briner Leagues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/du_bekar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I remember when Viagra was the only hard-on medication...

Nowadays there seems to be a lot of stiff competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeaDawger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What happened when 40 played in a competitive game?

41

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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My son seemed really upset that he came in last at the Karate competition.

He was kicking himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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My wife and I always laugh at how competitive we are

But i laugh more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PH4nTo8
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I've got a pedigree toothless Norwegian Blue Parrot I want to enter in competitions

I hope it sucks seeds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamsternoir
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I reattached a cup holder to my son's car seat the other day. My daughter (5yo) taunted him, saying, "I have TWO cup holders!" I told her, "It's not a competition," to which she replied...

"But it is a CUP-etition!"

... I've never been so proud of her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshSamBob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Who would win a racing competition among all the computer devices?

USB Flash Drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting the 2020 Origami competition?

I heard it's pay per view...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k-810
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call a goodlooking winner of a large suntanning competition?

Tan out of tan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Recently went to a steak eating competition.

There was a lot of beef between the competitors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zkck0517
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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My brother and I are really competitive, and he just broke my record for deep sea diving.

This is a new low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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